Category: Humor and horror

O NOES

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
GIMMEH VAR
IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10 O RLY?
     YA RLY
          BTW this is true
          VISIBLE "BIG NUMBER!"
     NO WAI
          BTW this is false
          VISIBLE "LITTLE NUMBER!"
     KTHX
KTHXBYE

(Via Peeve Farm.)

Addendum: See also Whitespace.

(Via Chizumatic.)

• If you believe in your heart or in your conscience that 2+2=5, does anyone else have the right to tell you that you’re wrong? Explain why we should avoid judging other people’s mathematical operations.
• Fractions are divisive. Can you think of better ways to express a quotient, without using divisive fractions? Is division something we should strive to do with numbers anyway?
• Explain why the labeling of numbers as either “positive” or “negative” is discriminatory, hurtful, and a manifestation of the bigotry of value-ism. How would you feel if you were labeled a “negative” number? What can you do to help end this kind of discrimination?

The latest offering in the rapidly overflowing strategy genre is hard evidence that strategy games need a real overhaul, and fast. Chess, a small-scale tactical turn-based strategy game, attempts to adopt the age-old “easy to learn, difficult to master” parameter made popular by Tetris. But the game’s cumbersome play mechanics and superficial depth and detail all add up to a game that won’t keep you busy for long….

I will say that if there is life on other planets, that they’d wish you’d stop beaming “lite hits” music stations into space. I’m not the only one out here who has Phil Collins issues. Theoretically.

(Via TexasBestGrok.)

… when Cthulhu will swallow your soul! This is how to do a talk show:

Find more episodes of Calls for Cthulhu here.

(Via From the Shattered Drum.)

I don’t much care for Mexican food, but I’m nevertheless quite impressed by the The Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel.

(Via Haibane.info.)