{"id":10849,"date":"2013-11-05T17:59:35","date_gmt":"2013-11-05T22:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/wp\/?p=10849"},"modified":"2013-11-05T17:59:35","modified_gmt":"2013-11-05T22:59:35","slug":"something-stinks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/something-stinks\/","title":{"rendered":"Something stinks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/iwoto.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/11\/iwoto-640x356.jpg\" alt=\"Iwoto?\" width=\"640\" height=\"356\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10850\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Okay, for the sake of a story, I can suspend my disbelief in sentient submarines and ships. I can accept &#8220;mental models&#8221; of these vessels that look like adolescent girls. I can even believe that stuffed bears eat carrots. But I cannot believe that any military would store vital materials on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.volcano.si.edu\/volcano.cfm?vnum=0804-12=\" target=\"_blank\">Iwo Jima<\/a> . &#8220;Sulphur Island&#8221; is the tip of <a href=\"http:\/\/volcanocafe.wordpress.com\/2013\/06\/30\/brimstone-over-iwo-jima\/\" target=\"_blank\">a rapidly-inflating volcanic resurgent dome<\/a>, and it&#8217;s rising out of the sea at an average rate of about eight inches a year, rendering any harbor or dock temporary. Soon, geologically speaking, magma is going to meet seawater, catastrophically. The creators of <strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.crunchyroll.com\/arpeggio-of-blue-steel\" target=\"_blank\">Arpeggio of Blue Steel<\/a><\/em><\/strong> need to do better research.<\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p><strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.crunchyroll.com\/shin-sekai-yori-from-the-new-world\" target=\"_blank\">Shin Sekai Yori<\/a><\/em><\/strong> depicts a future in which adults are frightened of children. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-2486036\/Eight-year-old-boy-threatened-expulsion-school-drawing-pictures-Halloween-costumes-included-guns-knives.html\" target=\"_blank\">We&#8217;re already there<\/a>. (Via <a href=\"http:\/\/ace.mu.nu\" target=\"_blank\">Ace<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, for the sake of a story, I can suspend my disbelief in sentient submarines and ships. I can accept &#8220;mental models&#8221; of these vessels that look like adolescent girls. I can even believe that stuffed bears eat carrots. But I cannot believe that any military would store vital materials on Iwo Jima . &#8220;Sulphur &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/something-stinks\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Something stinks&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,10,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anime","category-decline-and-fall","category-science"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-2OZ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10849"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10849\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}