{"id":10881,"date":"2013-11-08T12:07:14","date_gmt":"2013-11-08T17:07:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/wp\/?p=10881"},"modified":"2013-11-08T12:07:14","modified_gmt":"2013-11-08T17:07:14","slug":"what-about-giant-sea-sparrows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/what-about-giant-sea-sparrows\/","title":{"rendered":"What about giant sea sparrows?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.listener.co.nz\/commentary\/the-internaut\/ten-of-the-best-newspaper-corrections\/\" target=\"_blank\">Quote of the week<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cIn an article on Saturday headlined \u2018Flying saucers over British Scientology HQ\u2019, we stated \u2018two flat silver discs\u2019 were seen \u2018above the Church of Scientology HQ\u2019. Following a letter from lawyers for the Church, we apologise to any alien lifeforms for linking them to Scientologists.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dustbury.com\/archives\/17398\" target=\"_blank\">Bonus quote<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I\u2019d suggest harvesting organs from legislators, but that brain-death issue would still be a factor.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Quote of the week: \u201cIn an article on Saturday headlined \u2018Flying saucers over British Scientology HQ\u2019, we stated \u2018two flat silver discs\u2019 were seen \u2018above the Church of Scientology HQ\u2019. Following a letter from lawyers for the Church, we apologise to any alien lifeforms for linking them to Scientologists.\u201d Bonus quote: I\u2019d suggest harvesting organs &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/what-about-giant-sea-sparrows\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;What about giant sea sparrows?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,8,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-and-anti-culture","category-curiosities-and-silly-stuff","category-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-2Pv","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10881"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10881\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}