{"id":12040,"date":"2014-07-02T17:42:54","date_gmt":"2014-07-02T22:42:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=12040"},"modified":"2014-07-03T07:49:29","modified_gmt":"2014-07-03T12:49:29","slug":"crimson-on-wheels-with-peaches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/crimson-on-wheels-with-peaches\/","title":{"rendered":"Crimson on wheels, with peaches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/dQnL-vzXWl4?hl=en_US&amp;version=3&amp;rel=0\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>With bells on, too.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update<\/strong>: The Professor thinks that <a href=\"http:\/\/profmondo.wordpress.com\/2014\/07\/02\/this-may-be-the-coolest-thing-ever-2\/\" target=\"_blank\">this may be the coolest thing ever<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/GpQOzFWBtEc?hl=en_US&amp;version=3&amp;rel=0\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Perhaps, but it lacks Segways.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With bells on, too. Update: The Professor thinks that this may be the coolest thing ever: Perhaps, but it lacks Segways.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curiosities-and-silly-stuff","category-music"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-38c","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12040"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12045,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12040\/revisions\/12045"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}