{"id":12788,"date":"2014-11-28T06:00:30","date_gmt":"2014-11-28T11:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=12788"},"modified":"2014-11-28T12:22:05","modified_gmt":"2014-11-28T17:22:05","slug":"the-truth-about-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/the-truth-about-cats\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s get it over with"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9NKHJ64qRR8?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Thanksgiving is over, and another Christmas season is at our throats. I won&#8217;t be going near any shopping center until January. Here&#8217;s a token seasonal song that you can sing along with if you&#8217;re feeling nostalgic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanksgiving is over, and another Christmas season is at our throats. I won&#8217;t be going near any shopping center until January. Here&#8217;s a token seasonal song that you can sing along with if you&#8217;re feeling nostalgic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-3kg","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12788"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12795,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12788\/revisions\/12795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}