{"id":13035,"date":"2015-01-19T09:11:39","date_gmt":"2015-01-19T14:11:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=13035"},"modified":"2015-01-19T09:38:19","modified_gmt":"2015-01-19T14:38:19","slug":"pancake-with-a-side-order-of-perpetual-motion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/pancake-with-a-side-order-of-perpetual-motion\/","title":{"rendered":"Pancake, with a side order of perpetual motion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s another Monday morning, and there is nothing to be done about it except watch a few cheerful videos.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NewiSNS-vLk?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Breakfast is served.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LvqzubPZjHE?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>How to make a perpetual motion device: add a corgi.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2iZ0WuNvHr8?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>If I ever get another automobile, this is the sort I want. I would switch out the ammo for something more effective, though.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/iOIy8yD-f1g?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Should you ever go camping in Vanuatu, don&#8217;t forget the marshmallows.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/YP0zRvy6gBw?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s another Monday morning, and there is nothing to be done about it except watch a few cheerful videos. Breakfast is served.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curiosities-and-silly-stuff","category-videos"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-3of","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13035"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13059,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13035\/revisions\/13059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}