{"id":13195,"date":"2015-02-18T17:33:28","date_gmt":"2015-02-18T22:33:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=13195"},"modified":"2015-02-18T17:44:18","modified_gmt":"2015-02-18T22:44:18","slug":"beware-the-millicent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/beware-the-millicent\/","title":{"rendered":"Beware the millicent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A visit to the poetry corner: <a href=\"https:\/\/medium.com\/@johnlewislookingglass\/the-rasoodocky-ea0a0b5290db\" target=\"_blank\">Lewis Carroll meets Anthony Burgess, as translated by John-Lewis Lookingglass<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>The Rasoodocky<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Twas dobby and the chellovecks\u2014<br \/>\nThat\u2019s Pete, George, Dim, and me, the boss\u2014<br \/>\nDid sit and drink some vellocet<br \/>\nWhen came this great goloss<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBeware the millicent, my droog!<br \/>\nHis nozh to skrik, his hands that skvat!<br \/>\nBeware the staja godman well,<br \/>\nwho vreds boys in their spat!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I took my shlaga in my hand,<br \/>\nAnd said \u201cCome malchiks, ookadeet!\u201d<br \/>\nThen viddied I old Billy Boy<br \/>\nThis did I gavoreet:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHo, ho! If it\u2019s not stinking Bill,<br \/>\nI thought I nuked the smell of cal!<br \/>\nCome take it in the yarbles now,<br \/>\nYou eunuch jelly thou!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bill dropped the young devotchka down<br \/>\nThat they had stripped nagoy<br \/>\nHe spat and flashed his britva out<br \/>\nAnd crarked \u201cLet\u2019s get \u2018em, boys!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>One, two! Plesk, shive!<br \/>\nMy brothers, \u2018twas a glorious drat<br \/>\nThey creeched and horned and dropped their knives<br \/>\nAnd ittied skorry back<\/p>\n<p>Twas dobby, grand, and horrorshow<br \/>\nWe droogs retired, fagged and fashed<br \/>\nI raised my glass of honeygold,<br \/>\n\u201cA toast! To our next crast!\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A visit to the poetry corner: Lewis Carroll meets Anthony Burgess, as translated by John-Lewis Lookingglass. The Rasoodocky Twas dobby and the chellovecks\u2014 That\u2019s Pete, George, Dim, and me, the boss\u2014 Did sit and drink some vellocet When came this great goloss \u201cBeware the millicent, my droog! His nozh to skrik, his hands that skvat! &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/beware-the-millicent\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Beware the millicent&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13195","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-and-anti-culture","category-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-3qP","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13195","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13195"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13195\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13199,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13195\/revisions\/13199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13195"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13195"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13195"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}