{"id":14138,"date":"2015-08-17T21:37:25","date_gmt":"2015-08-18T02:37:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=14138"},"modified":"2015-08-18T07:04:34","modified_gmt":"2015-08-18T12:04:34","slug":"ouchies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/ouchies\/","title":{"rendered":"Ouchies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/081715Cenchrus-longinspinus-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/081715Cenchrus-longinspinus-1-301x640.jpg\" alt=\"Cenchrus longinspinus\" width=\"301\" height=\"640\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-14139\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/081715Cenchrus-longinspinus-1-301x640.jpg 301w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/081715Cenchrus-longinspinus-1-482x1024.jpg 482w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/081715Cenchrus-longinspinus-1.jpg 1480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 301px) 85vw, 301px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><i>Cenchrus longispinus<\/i>, &#8220;sandbur,&#8221; which is replacing crabgrass in Wichita lawns. Those minutely-barbed spines penetrate skin with alarming ease and resist extraction. They have a particular affinity for socks.<\/p>\n<p>II<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalreview.com\/article\/422654\/Ta-Nehisi-Coates-angry-black-radicals-pandering-white-liberals\" target=\"_blank\">David French<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Whoa to the white liberal &#8230; who doesn\u2019t pay homage.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I assume this was a spellchecker accident. If not, then whoa to French and his editor at <i>National Review<\/i>. (Update: It&#8217;s fixed now.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I Cenchrus longispinus, &#8220;sandbur,&#8221; which is replacing crabgrass in Wichita lawns. Those minutely-barbed spines penetrate skin with alarming ease and resist extraction. They have a particular affinity for socks. II David French: Whoa to the white liberal &#8230; who doesn\u2019t pay homage. I assume this was a spellchecker accident. If not, then whoa to French &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/ouchies\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Ouchies&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-photo-gallery","category-silly-people"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4xam3-ouchies","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14138"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14143,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14138\/revisions\/14143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}