{"id":14165,"date":"2015-08-21T17:18:24","date_gmt":"2015-08-21T22:18:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=14165"},"modified":"2015-11-15T18:14:53","modified_gmt":"2015-11-15T23:14:53","slug":"respect-your-elders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/respect-your-elders\/","title":{"rendered":"Respect your elders"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rory1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rory1-640x360.jpg\" alt=\"Rory 1\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-14166\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rory1-640x360.jpg 640w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rory1-1024x575.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rory1.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Rory Mercury demonstrates the proper attitude to take with politicians in the eighth episde of <strong><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.crunchyroll.com\/gate\" target=\"_blank\">GATE<\/a><\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rory2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rory2-640x360.jpg\" alt=\"Rory 2\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-14167\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rory2-640x360.jpg 640w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rory2-1024x575.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rory2.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rory3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rory3-640x361.jpg\" alt=\"Rory 3\" width=\"640\" height=\"361\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-14168\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rory3-640x361.jpg 640w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rory3-1024x577.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/rory3.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be courteous to goth-loli girls, particularly when they are 961 years old and carry axes that strong men can&#8217;t budge.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Bonus: a framed picture of Rory. (Click to embiggen, right-click to download.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Rory-Mercury.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Rory-Mercury-532x640.jpg\" alt=\"Portrait of Rory Mercury\" width=\"532\" height=\"640\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-14169\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Rory-Mercury-532x640.jpg 532w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Rory-Mercury-851x1024.jpg 851w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Rory-Mercury.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 532px) 85vw, 532px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Rory is certainly an eye-catching and entertaining individual. However, my favorite character is the quiet, observant and blunt mage Lelei. (Update: <a href=\"http:\/\/chizumatic.mee.nu\/gate_lelei_la_lelena\" target=\"_blank\">Steven comments on Lelei<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rory Mercury demonstrates the proper attitude to take with politicians in the eighth episde of GATE. Be courteous to goth-loli girls, particularly when they are 961 years old and carry axes that strong men can&#8217;t budge.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anime","category-art-and-screen-captures"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-3Gt","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14165"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14710,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14165\/revisions\/14710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}