{"id":14377,"date":"2015-09-15T23:00:02","date_gmt":"2015-09-16T04:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=14377"},"modified":"2015-09-17T00:06:53","modified_gmt":"2015-09-17T05:06:53","slug":"spot-the-squirrel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/spot-the-squirrel\/","title":{"rendered":"Spot the squirrel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/double-o.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/double-o.png\" alt=\"Double oh no\" width=\"599\" height=\"416\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14378\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Via somebody or other.)<\/p>\n<p>Update: <a href=\"http:\/\/chizumatic.mee.nu\/republican_contest\" target=\"_blank\">What Steven said<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Via somebody or other.) Update: What Steven said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decline-and-fall","category-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-3JT","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14377"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14383,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14377\/revisions\/14383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}