{"id":14387,"date":"2015-09-18T09:04:08","date_gmt":"2015-09-18T14:04:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=14387"},"modified":"2015-09-18T09:04:08","modified_gmt":"2015-09-18T14:04:08","slug":"excessively-early-christmas-shopping-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/excessively-early-christmas-shopping-list\/","title":{"rendered":"Excessively early Christmas shopping list"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Porsch.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Porsch-480x640.jpg\" alt=\"Porsche (Janis not included)\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-14385\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Porsch-480x640.jpg 480w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Porsch.jpg 599w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 85vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For Charles Hill, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dustbury.com\/archives\/21096\" target=\"_blank\">a used car<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/ringos-kit.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/ringos-kit.jpg\" alt=\"Ludwig drums\" width=\"530\" height=\"298\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14386\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For Professor Mondo, <a href=\"https:\/\/profmondo.wordpress.com\/2015\/09\/15\/all-right-pony-up\/\" target=\"_blank\">an old drum set<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Ailsa.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Ailsa-640x427.jpg\" alt=\"Ailsa Crag\" width=\"640\" height=\"427\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-14384\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Ailsa-640x427.jpg 640w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Ailsa-1024x682.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Ailsa-624x416.jpg 624w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Ailsa.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For me, <a href=\"http:\/\/the-earth-story.com\/post\/129347057418\/for-sale-ailsa-crag-ailsa-crag-is-a-small\" target=\"_blank\">an ancient volcano<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For Charles Hill, a used car. For Professor Mondo, an old drum set. For me, an ancient volcano.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whatever"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-3K3","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14387"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14387\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14388,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14387\/revisions\/14388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}