{"id":14871,"date":"2015-12-23T19:02:30","date_gmt":"2015-12-24T00:02:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=14871"},"modified":"2015-12-25T09:38:41","modified_gmt":"2015-12-25T14:38:41","slug":"request-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/request-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Request"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever encounter someone who hacks websites, shoot to kill.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m back, but it&#8217;s going to take a while to restore everything.<\/p>\n<p>Update: A Christmas present from my ISP:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/cocked-up.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-14884\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/cocked-up.jpg\" alt=\"Coxed-up\" width=\"484\" height=\"362\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14884\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(I&#8217;m posting this from the office where the internet does work on this lovely brown Christmas morning.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you ever encounter someone who hacks websites, shoot to kill. I&#8217;m back, but it&#8217;s going to take a while to restore everything. Update: A Christmas present from my ISP: (I&#8217;m posting this from the office where the internet does work on this lovely brown Christmas morning.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-administrative"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-3RR","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14871"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14886,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14871\/revisions\/14886"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}