{"id":14887,"date":"2015-12-25T10:29:45","date_gmt":"2015-12-25T15:29:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=14887"},"modified":"2015-12-25T10:29:45","modified_gmt":"2015-12-25T15:29:45","slug":"a-christmas-troll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/a-christmas-troll\/","title":{"rendered":"A Christmas troll"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/deck-us-all.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-14888\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/deck-us-all-640x237.jpg\" alt=\"Deck us all\" width=\"640\" height=\"237\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-14888\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/deck-us-all-640x237.jpg 640w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/deck-us-all-768x284.jpg 768w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/deck-us-all-1024x379.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/deck-us-all-1200x444.jpg 1200w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/deck-us-all.jpg 1803w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/chizumatic.mee.nu\/a_caroling_we_go\" target=\"_blank\">The ancient Yuletide carol<\/a>, illustrated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The ancient Yuletide carol, illustrated.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-and-anti-culture","category-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-3S7","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14887"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14890,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14887\/revisions\/14890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}