{"id":15801,"date":"2016-02-09T13:55:00","date_gmt":"2016-02-09T18:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=15801"},"modified":"2016-02-09T16:35:10","modified_gmt":"2016-02-09T21:35:10","slug":"miscellaneous-nonsense-john-cleese-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/miscellaneous-nonsense-john-cleese-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Miscellaneous nonsense, John Cleese edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/By95MlAGTjE?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Thought for the day, from <a href=\"http:\/\/bastionofliberty.blogspot.com\/2016\/01\/leavenings.html\" target=\"_blank\">Francis W. Porretto<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Silo Syndrome is one of the natural consequences of the sense that things are sliding down the slippery slope to Shitville, and there\u2019s nothing one can do about it. The sense might be illusory, of course, but the consequences of it are nevertheless compelling.<br \/>\nThe countermeasure is laughter, however administered or evoked. Jokes. Puns. Harmless pranks. General horseplay. Frivolity. Cat videos. The zany impulse indulged in an unguarded moment. Laughter might not be able to cure cancer, but it can make the chemotherapy a bit easier to endure.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Some vile ethnic humor, <a href=\"http:\/\/newobserveronline.com\/alerts-to-threats-in-2013-europe-allegedly-by-john-cleese\/\" target=\"_blank\">attributed to John Cleese<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from \u201cMiffed\u201d to \u201cPeeved.\u201d Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to \u201cIrritated\u201d or even \u201cA Bit Cross.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The English have not been \u201cA Bit Cross\u201d since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from \u201cTiresome\u201d to \u201cA Bloody Nuisance.\u201d The last time the British issued a \u201cBloody Nuisance\u201d warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Rational.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-16240\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Rational-541x640.jpg\" alt=\"Rationality\" width=\"541\" height=\"640\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-16240\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Rational-541x640.jpg 541w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Rational.jpg 719w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 541px) 85vw, 541px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Years ago I attended a performance of a John Cage piece. The musicians sat on the stage in black turtlenecks while making gurgling noises with conch shells and water to the accompaniment of a recording of pine cones burning. After 20 minutes, one of the performers stood up and blew on his conch for five minutes, at the end of which his face was purple. I&#8217;ve also sampled recordings of Cage&#8217;s prepared piano music; the sonorities are novel, but the music itself is hard to pay attention to for more than a minute or two. Cage himself was probably aware that his music would not be universally appreciated, which is perhaps why he insisted that auditoriums where his music was performed have easily accessible exits.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/reason.com\/archives\/2016\/01\/16\/the-gut-anarchism-of-john-cage\" target=\"_blank\">Cage&#8217;s political philosophy<\/a> is more interesting than his music, which makes him unique in history of music:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Cage\u2014most famous for his 1952 composition 4&#8217;33&#8221;, in which musicians sit in perfect silence for four minutes and 33 seconds\u2014was a gut anarchist. Asked about the word ecology, the composer replied that whenever he heard that seductive word he knew he&#8217;d soon hear the word planning, and &#8220;when I hear that word, I run in the other direction.&#8221; He boasted that he never voted.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Some music not by John Cage:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GEdXagVh-Rs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Here are some tools to make your own funny noises with mouse and keyboard and annoy everyone around you:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.patatap.com\" target=\"_blank\">Patatap<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.soulwire.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/tonfall-sequencer.swf\" target=\"_blank\">Tonfall<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.typatone.com\" target=\"_blank\">Typatone<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/unseen-music.com\/yume\/\" target=\"_blank\">Yume<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nicroto.github.io\/viktor\/\" target=\"_blank\">Viktor NV-1<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dinahmoelabs.com\/rickastley\" target=\"_blank\">Something else<\/a>. <span id='easy-footnote-1-15801' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/miscellaneous-nonsense-john-cleese-edition\/#easy-footnote-bottom-1-15801' title='Beware the Rick-roll'><sup>1<\/sup><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>A helpful chart for those who aren&#8217;t giving up alcohol for Lent:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Bourbons.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-16239\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Bourbons-640x390.jpg\" alt=\"Bourbons\" width=\"640\" height=\"390\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-16239\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Chuck Pergiel found <a href=\"http:\/\/pergelator.blogspot.com\/2016\/02\/goya-paints-jonathan.html\" target=\"_blank\">a sketch of Jonathan Strange<\/a> by Goya.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NzAQ-jYfEqA?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Veggie-Ham.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-16242\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Veggie-Ham.jpg\" alt=\"Veggie Ham\" width=\"480\" height=\"326\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-16242\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Steam-Trek.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-16241\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Steam-Trek-640x462.jpg\" alt=\"Steam Trek\" width=\"640\" height=\"462\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-16241\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Steam-Trek-640x462.jpg 640w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Steam-Trek-768x554.jpg 768w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Steam-Trek.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thought for the day, from Francis W. Porretto: Silo Syndrome is one of the natural consequences of the sense that things are sliding down the slippery slope to Shitville, and there\u2019s nothing one can do about it. The sense might be illusory, of course, but the consequences of it are nevertheless compelling. The countermeasure is &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/miscellaneous-nonsense-john-cleese-edition\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Miscellaneous nonsense, John Cleese edition&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,13,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-and-anti-culture","category-humor-and-horror","category-music"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-46R","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15801"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16265,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15801\/revisions\/16265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}