{"id":162789,"date":"2022-03-23T09:01:44","date_gmt":"2022-03-23T14:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=162789"},"modified":"2022-03-23T09:01:44","modified_gmt":"2022-03-23T14:01:44","slug":"memo-to-the-new-criterion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/memo-to-the-new-criterion\/","title":{"rendered":"Memo to <i>The New Criterion<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/godel.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/godel-640x583.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"583\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-162739\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/godel-640x583.jpg 640w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/godel-1024x932.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/godel-768x699.jpg 768w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/godel-1200x1092.jpg 1200w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/godel.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Please tell your web designer to get lost, and find a better way to include pictures with your articles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please tell your web designer to get lost, and find a better way to include pictures with your articles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-162789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-and-anti-culture","category-grumbling-and-muttering"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-GlD","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=162789"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":162791,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162789\/revisions\/162791"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=162789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=162789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=162789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}