{"id":16631,"date":"2016-02-19T12:38:41","date_gmt":"2016-02-19T17:38:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=16631"},"modified":"2016-02-19T12:38:41","modified_gmt":"2016-02-19T17:38:41","slug":"what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-joke-with-a-rhetorical-question\/","title":{"rendered":"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"},"content":{"rendered":"

The calendar says it’s February, but it’s May outside. I took the day off, and in a little while I’m going to go out and enjoy the weather. While I’m out, here’s some miscellaneous nonsense for you. As usual, I forget where I found most of these.<\/p>\n

The more Pope Frankie flaps his mouth<\/a>, the more I miss Bennie and J.P.<\/p>\n

\"Transporter<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Transporter<\/a><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\"Boom\"<\/a><\/p>\n

There’s much more here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"Tunnel<\/a><\/p>\n

\"I<\/a>
I shall continue to use “photoshop” as a verb. If it annoys Adobe, good.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"Right-click<\/a>
Right-click and open in a new window to read these.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

\"Worse<\/a><\/p>\n

\"N.C.<\/a><\/p>\n

\"WWJD\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The calendar says it’s February, but it’s May outside. I took the day off, and in a little while I’m going to go out and enjoy the weather. While I’m out, here’s some miscellaneous nonsense for you. As usual, I forget where I found most of these. The more Pope Frankie flaps his mouth, the … Continue reading “What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-4kf","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16631"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16631\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16637,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16631\/revisions\/16637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}