{"id":175825,"date":"2023-11-12T11:07:41","date_gmt":"2023-11-12T17:07:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=175825"},"modified":"2023-11-12T16:35:15","modified_gmt":"2023-11-12T22:35:15","slug":"madonn-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/madonn-no\/","title":{"rendered":"Madonn \u2014 No."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.honest-broker.com\/p\/hey-madonna-let-me-bring-my-band\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">How much would you pay<\/a> to watch an aging slattern perform karaoke? $666? Ten times that?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/a-bit-pricey.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/a-bit-pricey-640x352.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"352\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-175826\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/a-bit-pricey-640x352.jpg 640w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/a-bit-pricey-1024x563.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/a-bit-pricey-768x422.jpg 768w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/a-bit-pricey-1536x845.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/a-bit-pricey-2048x1126.jpg 2048w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/a-bit-pricey-1200x660.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>At Miss Ciccone&#8217;s performance, there will be no band, just &#8220;original multi-track recordings.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How much would you pay to watch an aging slattern perform karaoke? $666? Ten times that? At Miss Ciccone&#8217;s performance, there will be no band, just &#8220;original multi-track recordings.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-175825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-and-anti-culture","category-decline-and-fall"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-JJT","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=175825"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":175840,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175825\/revisions\/175840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=175825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=175825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=175825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}