{"id":190430,"date":"2026-10-19T09:37:31","date_gmt":"2026-10-19T14:37:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=190430"},"modified":"2026-10-19T09:51:44","modified_gmt":"2026-10-19T14:51:44","slug":"the-pullmi-pushyu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/the-pullmi-pushyu\/","title":{"rendered":"The Pullmi-Pushyu"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_190429\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-190429\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/uniparty.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/uniparty-640x498.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"498\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-190429\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/uniparty-640x498.jpg 640w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/uniparty-1024x796.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/uniparty-768x597.jpg 768w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/uniparty.jpg 1152w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-190429\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Uniparty ticket<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The current flood of junk mail indicates that there is an election coming up. It puts me in mind of Jeff MacNelly&#8217;s depiction of the hypothetical &#8220;Reagan\/Wallace&#8221; ticket from fifty years ago. A quick search online didn&#8217;t find it, so I thought I&#8217;d see if AI could approximate it. Ronald and George are long gone, of course, but the image remains universally applicable.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The current flood of junk mail indicates that there is an election coming up. It puts me in mind of Jeff MacNelly&#8217;s depiction of the hypothetical &#8220;Reagan\/Wallace&#8221; ticket from fifty years ago. A quick search online didn&#8217;t find it, so I thought I&#8217;d see if AI could approximate it. Ronald and George are long gone, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/the-pullmi-pushyu\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The Pullmi-Pushyu&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10,711],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decline-and-fall","category-fake-art"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-Nxs","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190430"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":190433,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190430\/revisions\/190433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}