{"id":2232,"date":"2010-04-16T11:45:11","date_gmt":"2010-04-16T17:45:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp\/?p=2232"},"modified":"2010-04-16T11:45:11","modified_gmt":"2010-04-16T17:45:11","slug":"the-smooth-side-of-the-violin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/the-smooth-side-of-the-violin\/","title":{"rendered":"The smooth side of the violin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Discovered while looking for something else:<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"lightbox\"  title =\"ijigen waltz\" href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ijigen-waltz.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/ijigen-waltz-500x446.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"ijigen waltz\" width=\"500\" height=\"446\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-2222\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d like to see it performed. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;d want to <em>hear<\/em> it, though. More remarkable scores can be seen <a href=\"http:\/\/www.darkroastedblend.com\/2007\/02\/we-dare-you-to-play-these-scores.html\">here<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.darkroastedblend.com\/2009\/03\/strangest-music-scores-part-2.html\">here<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/homepage1.nifty.com\/iberia\/score_gallery.htm\">here<\/a>. Some of them are for real.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Discovered while looking for something else: I&#8217;d like to see it performed. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;d want to hear it, though. More remarkable scores can be seen here, here and here. Some of them are for real.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[665],"class_list":["post-2232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror","tag-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-A0","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2232"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2232\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}