{"id":2299,"date":"2009-12-30T12:54:10","date_gmt":"2009-12-30T18:54:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp2\/?p=2299"},"modified":"2009-12-30T12:54:10","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T18:54:10","slug":"that-about-sums-it-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/that-about-sums-it-up\/","title":{"rendered":"That about sums it up"},"content":{"rendered":"

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If you don’t check Dr. Boli<\/a> every day, you should.<\/p>\n

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Via Cliff<\/a>, here’s a little musical story:<\/p>\n

C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, \u201cSorry, but we don\u2019t serve minors.\u201d So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bath\u00adroom, saying, \u201cExcuse me. I\u2019ll just be a second.\u201d<\/p>\n

Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, \u201cGet out! You\u2019re the seventh minor I\u2019ve found in this bar tonight.\u201d E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes.<\/p>\n

The bartender says, \u201cYou\u2019re looking sharp to\u00adnight. Come on in, this could be a major development.\u201d Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au naturel. Eventually, C sobers up and realizes in horror that he\u2019s under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you don’t check Dr. Boli every day, you should. ***** Via Cliff, here’s a little musical story: C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, \u201cSorry, but we don\u2019t serve minors.\u201d So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is … Continue reading “That about sums it up”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[665],"class_list":["post-2299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror","tag-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-B5","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2299\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}