{"id":23189,"date":"2016-08-24T08:17:28","date_gmt":"2016-08-24T13:17:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=23189"},"modified":"2016-08-24T08:17:28","modified_gmt":"2016-08-24T13:17:28","slug":"a-modest-luncheon-proposal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/a-modest-luncheon-proposal\/","title":{"rendered":"A modest luncheon proposal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/rsvp.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/rsvp-640x480.jpg\" alt=\"RSVP\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-23232\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/rsvp-640x480.jpg 640w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/rsvp-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/rsvp.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some miscellaneous nonsense to get you through the rest of the week. I forget where I found most of these.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/4-chords.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/4-chords-640x640.jpg\" alt=\"4 chords\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-22218\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/4-chords-640x640.jpg 640w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/4-chords-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/4-chords-768x768.jpg 768w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/4-chords.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/canada.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/canada-640x625.jpeg\" alt=\"Planning to move soon?\" width=\"640\" height=\"625\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-23231\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/canada-640x625.jpeg 640w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/canada.jpeg 655w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/tumblr_o9ohu3JJF11qa5rtjo1_400.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/tumblr_o9ohu3JJF11qa5rtjo1_400.jpg\" alt=\"Which way?\" width=\"397\" height=\"294\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-23230\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Howie-and-friend-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Howie-and-friend-1.jpg\" alt=\"Howie and friend\" width=\"518\" height=\"510\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-22062\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/zz-water-danger.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/zz-water-danger.jpg\" alt=\"Danger\" width=\"372\" height=\"336\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21854\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Wrong-bus.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Wrong-bus-640x454.jpg\" alt=\"Wrong bus\" width=\"640\" height=\"454\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-21853\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Wrong-bus-640x454.jpg 640w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Wrong-bus-768x544.jpg 768w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Wrong-bus.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/FunnyWeatherMap.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/FunnyWeatherMap.jpg\" alt=\"Today&#039;s weather\" width=\"550\" height=\"435\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-21850\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Actually, the &#8220;nightmare&#8221; and &#8220;soup&#8221; zones are largely coincident.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Dinosaur.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Dinosaur-497x640.jpeg\" alt=\"Dinosaur\" width=\"497\" height=\"640\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-21849\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Dinosaur-497x640.jpeg 497w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Dinosaur.jpeg 528w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 497px) 85vw, 497px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/tumblr_m2gclnISXC1r5gmoeo1_1280.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/tumblr_m2gclnISXC1r5gmoeo1_1280-593x640.jpg\" alt=\"It did happen here\" width=\"593\" height=\"640\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-23229\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/tumblr_m2gclnISXC1r5gmoeo1_1280-593x640.jpg 593w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/tumblr_m2gclnISXC1r5gmoeo1_1280.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 593px) 85vw, 593px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There are more covers <a href=\"http:\/\/thekittencovers.tumblr.com\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Blame <a href=\"https:\/\/profmondo.wordpress.com\/2016\/08\/23\/thanks-for-the-earworm-heather\/\" target=\"_blank\">the professor<\/a> for reminding me of this, one of the few National Film Board of Canada products I&#8217;ve endured that isn&#8217;t pretentious drivel:<\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"840\" height=\"630\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FJl_4IsQJ2g?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some miscellaneous nonsense to get you through the rest of the week. I forget where I found most of these.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curiosities-and-silly-stuff","category-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-621","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23189","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23189"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23240,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23189\/revisions\/23240"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}