{"id":258,"date":"2007-08-17T00:48:23","date_gmt":"2007-08-17T05:48:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp\/2007\/08\/17\/character-death-bingo\/"},"modified":"2007-08-17T00:48:23","modified_gmt":"2007-08-17T05:48:23","slug":"character-death-bingo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/character-death-bingo\/","title":{"rendered":"Character Death Bingo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows<\/em><\/strong>,<a href=\"http:\/\/mollyringwraith.livejournal.com\/66902.html\"> the condensed version<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>CHAPTER TWO: DURSLEYS&#8217; HOUSE<\/p>\n<p>HARRY does some room-cleanin&#8217;, some bleedin&#8217;, and some reminiscin&#8217;. He picks up the newspaper and gets a nasty shock.<br \/>\nRITA SKEETER: (in the interview) I&#8217;ve just completed a 900-page book on Dumbledore!<br \/>\nREADERS: 900 pages? Jeez. She must have the same editors as Rowling.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>By the same author: <a href=\"http:\/\/mollyringwraith.livejournal.com\/1826.html\"><strong><em>The Two Towers<\/em><\/strong><\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/mollyringwraith.livejournal.com\/5635.html\"><strong><em>The Return of the King<\/em><\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Update: <a href=\"http:\/\/naill-renfro.livejournal.com\/6106.html\">another condensed version<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the condensed version: CHAPTER TWO: DURSLEYS&#8217; HOUSE HARRY does some room-cleanin&#8217;, some bleedin&#8217;, and some reminiscin&#8217;. He picks up the newspaper and gets a nasty shock. RITA SKEETER: (in the interview) I&#8217;ve just completed a 900-page book on Dumbledore! READERS: 900 pages? Jeez. She must have the same editors &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/character-death-bingo\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Character Death Bingo&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[665],"class_list":["post-258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror","tag-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-4a","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=258"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/258\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}