{"id":26178,"date":"2016-11-07T12:24:53","date_gmt":"2016-11-07T17:24:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=26178"},"modified":"2016-11-09T10:33:01","modified_gmt":"2016-11-09T15:33:01","slug":"lukewarm-comfort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/lukewarm-comfort\/","title":{"rendered":"Lukewarm comfort"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No matter who wins tomorrow, we lose. Still, things aren&#8217;t <a href=\"http:\/\/www.historyextra.com\/article\/international-history\/8-bloodiest-roman-emperors-history\" target=\"_blank\">as bad as<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cracked.com\/article_19095_the-5-most-shockingly-insane-modern-dictators.html\" target=\"_blank\">they could be<\/a>. Yet.<\/p>\n<p>Update:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/i-voted.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/i-voted.jpg\" alt=\"I voted\" width=\"293\" height=\"220\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-26274\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Update 2:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/gT3QhfiGxRI?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been waiting for years to post that.<\/p>\n<p>Update the morning after: So, is this good news? Only in the sense that a stage II carcinoma is better news than stage IV.<\/p>\n<p>P.S.: <a href=\"http:\/\/thefederalist.com\/2016\/11\/09\/16-celebrities-who-said-they-would-leave-the-country-if-trump-won\/\" target=\"_blank\">Good riddance<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No matter who wins tomorrow, we lose. Still, things aren&#8217;t as bad as they could be. Yet. Update: Update 2: I&#8217;ve been waiting for years to post that. Update the morning after: So, is this good news? Only in the sense that a stage II carcinoma is better news than stage IV. P.S.: Good riddance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decline-and-fall"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-6Oe","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26178"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26309,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26178\/revisions\/26309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}