{"id":27524,"date":"2016-12-14T09:22:10","date_gmt":"2016-12-14T14:22:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=27524"},"modified":"2017-01-05T13:14:06","modified_gmt":"2017-01-05T18:14:06","slug":"odds-and-ends-for-a-chilly-december-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/odds-and-ends-for-a-chilly-december-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Odds and ends for a chilly December day"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The fundamental trolley problem<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Dear [Beautiful but Evil Space Princess]<\/a>,
\nEvery time I capture the hero, I get this overwhelming urge to spill the entire plan, including the way out. How can I stop myself from giving it all away?
\nSincerely,
\nEvil Underlord who can\u2019t quite make the big leagues<\/p>\n

Dear Under,
\nOh, Sweetie. This is a compulsion written into you by the author. You must use aversion therapy. Have one of your underlings dress up as the hero, and when you start spilling things, force yourself to do something really distasteful. I don\u2019t know, pet a puppy or give sweets to children or something, until you break the compulsion.
\nIt\u2019s all right. If you manage to cure yourself, you can blend the puppies into a nice smoothie afterwards and it will make you feel much better.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yardsale of the Mind<\/a>:<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not a professional political scientist or sociologist. Then again, neither were Washington, Adams, Jefferson and that crowd ….<\/p>\n

The election of Trump is, in many senses, stupid. However, it is far, far wiser and more in keeping with the idea that we, the people, are the defenders of the Republic to elect Trump than to elect someone who is beloved of Harvard. On the scale of errors one can make in a Republic, electing an arrogant and impulsive side-show barker is far to be prefered to electing someone whose fundamental goal is making elections irrelevant.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The Z Man strikes once<\/a>:<\/p>\n

… humans have never had to deal with the problems that come from too much food and too much free time to consume it. We really have no idea what will come from it and how it will hurt or help society. There could very well be a huge upside to having lots of fat people. Perhaps when the zombie apocalypse comes, the zombies will eat the fat people and be satisfied, leaving the rest of us to regroup.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And again<\/a>:<\/p>\n

When I\u2019m ruler of these lands, the people responsible for embedded, autoplay video will be torn to pieces and fed to the dogs.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Video meliora, proboque; Deteriora sequor<\/a>:<\/p>\n

I’ll never forget when John Updike reviewed a book on how FDR’s policies lengthened the Great Depression. Updike basically said that because FDR cared, and was trying, that was worth more than shortening the Depression.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Via Dustbury, who also notes that<\/a><\/p>\n

That word \u201cbipartisan\u201d should set off an alarm: it almost always means that both sides are in cahoots and Up to Something.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

A bit of spirited horticultural history, from a comment at an AoSHQ food thread<\/a>:<\/p>\n

One food arena where the US used to be the best in the world and is now near the bottom of the pack is cider (i.e. alcoholic fermented cider.)
\nBack in the Revolutionary War era cider was the #1 drink in the nation, far surpassing beer or wine or hard liquor. And people had planted the right kind of apple trees all over the country (as it existed then), so there was always a big supply of the raw material.
\nIn fact, Johnny Appleseed didn’t go around planting edible apple trees — he went around planting cider apple trees! A detail that is now lost to most people’s imaginations of history.
\n“But wait,” you’re saying, “there’s a difference between edible apples and cider apples?”
\nYes indeed. There are three fundamental “types” of apples:
\n“Sweet apples,” which is what we now think of simply as “apples” — the big crunchy sweet kind that you can eat.
\n“Sour apples,” now mostly known as “crabapples,” which are mostly useless except for making things with their pectin.
\n“Bitter apples,” now mostly unknown in the US, but still planted widely in France and England. THESE are the apples you are supposed to make true cider out of. As the name implies, they’re slightly too bitter to eat, but their chemical makeup is absolutely perfect for fermenting a delicious kind of apple cider, a process during which the bitterness goes away.
\nIf you’ve ever tasted true cider made from bitter apples (which is what they serve you in Somerset and Normandy), you’ll know that cider made from sweet apples is atrocious by comparison.
\nAnd that’s the tragic part of our story.
\nBecause of the arrival of so many German and Bohemian and Polish immigrants in the second half of the 19th century in the US, beer started to surpass cider in popularity nationwide, and then when Prohibition hit, cider production was stopped entirely. And what happened was that ALL — or almost all — the bitter apple trees in the United States were left to die or were torn out and make room for more useful trees.
\nSo that by the time Prohibition ended, there was no longer any way to make true cider in any quantity, and as a result beer took over the casual drinking market almost 100%. Wine only started to make inroads in the ’60s and ’70s. But cider remain completely forgotten by then.
\nThat is until about 8 years ago, when the “small batch cider” renaissance started in the US, with small startups making cider from apples.
\nSweet apples, that is — because that’s all that we have in the US anymore! Yuck!
\nCider made from sweet apples is just wrong to a true cider aficionado. So no matter how much effort these America cider microbreweries put into their product, it will never match up to French and British ciders.
\nIn fact, until just a couple years ago, most American cidermakers didn’t even know about the existence of bitter apples and didn’t know they were doing it fundamentally wrong.
\nFinally a few people have wised up, and they’ve started planting bitter apple trees in the US again, but it will still be several years before they are up and producing in sufficient numbers to create enough true cider for the masses.
\nUntil then, we must suffer with an inferior American product! Frowney face!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear [Beautiful but Evil Space Princess], Every time I capture the hero, I get this overwhelming urge to spill the entire plan, including the way out. How can I stop myself from giving it all away? Sincerely, Evil Underlord who can\u2019t quite make the big leagues Dear Under, Oh, Sweetie. This is a compulsion written … Continue reading “Odds and ends for a chilly December day”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,10,13,28,29,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-and-anti-culture","category-decline-and-fall","category-humor-and-horror","category-science","category-sf-and-beyond","category-whatever"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-79W","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27524"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27653,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27524\/revisions\/27653"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}