{"id":283,"date":"2007-08-28T18:19:28","date_gmt":"2007-08-28T23:19:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp\/2007\/08\/28\/off-the-bandwagon\/"},"modified":"2007-08-28T18:19:28","modified_gmt":"2007-08-28T23:19:28","slug":"off-the-bandwagon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/off-the-bandwagon\/","title":{"rendered":"Off the bandwagon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/poteb01.jpg' alt='poteb01.jpg' \/><\/p>\n<p>I just took a second look at the first two episodes of <strong><em>Potemayo<\/em><\/strong> to see if I had missed something. Let&#8217;s add up the score:<\/p>\n<p>Guchuko: +20<br \/>\nVery sharp ax: +5<br \/>\n<a href='http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/poteb03.jpg' title='poteb03.jpg'>Energy beams<\/a>: +5<br \/>\nPotemayo: +5<br \/>\nSunao: +3<br \/>\nKyo: +1<br \/>\nBird: +1<br \/>\nBird crap: -1<br \/>\nMikan: -5<br \/>\nNosebleeds: -5<br \/>\nGirls with nosebleeds: -10<br \/>\n<a href='http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/poteb06.jpg' title='poteb06.jpg'>Boys in skirts<\/a>: -15<br \/>\n<a href='http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/poteb05.jpg' title='poteb05.jpg'>Bro-something Mountain<\/a>: -20<\/p>\n<p>Final score: -16. Much as I like Guchuko, there&#8217;s not enough of her to warrant enduring the rest of the show.<\/p>\n<p>Post script: I forgot about Guchuko&#8217;s roll of tape, which is certainly worth at least a +5. That still only brings the total up to -11.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just took a second look at the first two episodes of Potemayo to see if I had missed something. Let&#8217;s add up the score: Guchuko: +20 Very sharp ax: +5 Energy beams: +5 Potemayo: +5 Sunao: +3 Kyo: +1 Bird: +1 Bird crap: -1 Mikan: -5 Nosebleeds: -5 Girls with nosebleeds: -10 Boys in &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/off-the-bandwagon\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Off the bandwagon&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[677],"class_list":["post-283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-reviews"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-4z","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}