{"id":28428,"date":"2017-01-04T18:44:31","date_gmt":"2017-01-04T23:44:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=28428"},"modified":"2017-01-04T18:44:31","modified_gmt":"2017-01-04T23:44:31","slug":"love-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/love-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Love story"},"content":{"rendered":"

Never found that one special person? Don’t fret; perhaps the right person for you is you<\/i>. For ten low monthly payments, Dominique will prepare you to marry yourself<\/a>. It’s a bargain; here’s what you get:<\/p>\n

\u2022 10 weeks of guidance, practice, and inquiries to support you in marrying yourself
\n\u2022 A weekly email with a Self-Marriage question, practice, and inspirational writing
\n\u2022 Clear, step-by-step guidance from your Self-Engagement in week 1 to your Self-Marriage in week 9 and a final week of integration
\n\u2022 6 recordings of Self-Marriage Calls (50-60 min) where you will have the chance to deepen in your practice, reflect on your insights and challenges throughout your Self-Marriage journey.
\n\u2022 Additional support of sisterhood through the Self-Marriage Unveiled Facebook group<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hour-long private sessions with one-on-one support are also available for a special price.<\/p>\n

The FAQ doesn’t mention pre-nuptial agreements, but I expect one would be a good idea in case things don’t work out. Are there any lawyers who specialize in self-divorce?<\/p>\n

Perhaps of relevance: Terry Allen, “I Just Left Myself<\/a>.” There’s also a tune by Be Bop Deluxe<\/a> that I’m not going to name, but it’s probably just about driving a car.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Never found that one special person? Don’t fret; perhaps the right person for you is you. For ten low monthly payments, Dominique will prepare you to marry yourself. It’s a bargain; here’s what you get: \u2022 10 weeks of guidance, practice, and inquiries to support you in marrying yourself \u2022 A weekly email with a … Continue reading “Love story”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decline-and-fall","category-silly-people"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-7ow","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28428"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28428\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28431,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28428\/revisions\/28431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}