{"id":32930,"date":"2017-05-18T06:49:20","date_gmt":"2017-05-18T11:49:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=32930"},"modified":"2017-05-18T16:04:52","modified_gmt":"2017-05-18T21:04:52","slug":"immoderate-risk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/immoderate-risk\/","title":{"rendered":"Immoderate risk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Immoderate.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/Immoderate-640x555.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"555\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-32929\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not what I want to see first thing in the morning. I may be spending some quality time with the spiders in the basement tonight.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/pink.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/pink-640x366.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"366\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-32938\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Update: It&#8217;s afternoon now, and storms are starting to pop up. Let&#8217;s check the radar:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/No-radar-love.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/No-radar-love-640x594.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"594\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-32956\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/No-radar-love-640x594.jpg 640w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/No-radar-love-768x713.jpg 768w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/No-radar-love.jpg 807w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oops.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not what I want to see first thing in the morning. I may be spending some quality time with the spiders in the basement tonight. Update: It&#8217;s afternoon now, and storms are starting to pop up. Let&#8217;s check the radar: Oops.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-real-life-adventures"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-8z8","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32930"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32958,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32930\/revisions\/32958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}