{"id":33218,"date":"2017-05-27T10:25:36","date_gmt":"2017-05-27T15:25:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=33218"},"modified":"2017-05-27T15:02:09","modified_gmt":"2017-05-27T20:02:09","slug":"the-empire-strikes-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/the-empire-strikes-out\/","title":{"rendered":"The empire strikes out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A depressing number of commentators recently got sentimental and downright gooey talking about <i><b>Star Wars<\/b><\/i>, which was released 40 years ago this week.<\/p>\n<p>By 1977, I had read a lot of science fiction. Gene Wolfe and R.A. Lafferty, Philip K. Dick, Joanna Russ and Cordwainer Smith were favorites, and I collected all the various best-of-the-year anthologies (and for a while, there were a lot). I regularly visited all the bookstores in town, new and used, looking for interesting new writers and well-written, adventurous stories.<\/p>\n<p>One of my co-workers praised the movie, so one afternoon I rode my bicycle out to the theatre and sat through 17 minutes of commercials in the chilly dark<span id='easy-footnote-1-33218' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/the-empire-strikes-out\/#easy-footnote-bottom-1-33218' title='Just wondering: has anyone checked to see if there is a correlation between frequent movie-going and pneumonia?'><sup>1<\/sup><\/a><\/span> waiting to see this magnificent new breakthrough in science fiction. Finally, the movie started.<\/p>\n<p>And it stunk. If you are <i>Star Wars<\/i> fan, I&#8217;m sorry, but I found it stupid. The script was comic-book level. The actors might have been talented, but their lines were drivel. The music deserved a better showcase, and why did Alec Guinness bother with this mess? (Money, I suppose.)<\/p>\n<p>I did sit through <i><b>The Empire Strikes Back<\/b><\/i>, and found it a little better \u2014 having Leigh Brackett on the script probably helped. It was still lousy, though, and I didn&#8217;t bother watching any more Lucasian nonsense.<\/p>\n<p>I would hesitate to call <i><b>Star Wars<\/b><\/i> &#8220;life-changing,&#8221; but along with a few other disasters like <i><b>Blade Runner<\/b><\/i> \u2014 I left the theater furious at what had been done to Dick&#8217;s novel \u2014 it was one of the reasons I lost all interest in movies.<span id='easy-footnote-2-33218' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/the-empire-strikes-out\/#easy-footnote-bottom-2-33218' title='I do occasionally watch movies on my computer nowadays, but even so, I will more likely watch something that predates the boring blockbuster era than anything recent.'><sup>2<\/sup><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>By the way, if you want to see Alec Guinness in roles that suit him, start <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Alec-Guinness-Collection-DVD\/dp\/B001LXIDUO\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A depressing number of commentators recently got sentimental and downright gooey talking about Star Wars, which was released 40 years ago this week. By 1977, I had read a lot of science fiction. Gene Wolfe and R.A. Lafferty, Philip K. Dick, Joanna Russ and Cordwainer Smith were favorites, and I collected all the various best-of-the-year &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/the-empire-strikes-out\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The empire strikes out&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-and-anti-culture"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-8DM","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33218"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33232,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33218\/revisions\/33232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}