{"id":33574,"date":"2017-06-06T10:28:48","date_gmt":"2017-06-06T15:28:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=33574"},"modified":"2017-06-06T10:28:48","modified_gmt":"2017-06-06T15:28:48","slug":"be-careful-in-southeast-kansas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/be-careful-in-southeast-kansas\/","title":{"rendered":"Be careful in southeast Kansas"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_33573\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-33573\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Old.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Old-640x585.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"585\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-33573\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Old-640x585.jpg 640w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Old-768x702.jpg 768w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Old-1024x936.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Old-1200x1097.jpg 1200w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/Old.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-33573\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">What exactly does this mean?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>You really don&#8217;t want to go to the hospital there. (This ad appeared last week in <em><strong>The Parsons Sun<\/strong><\/em>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You really don&#8217;t want to go to the hospital there. (This ad appeared last week in The Parsons Sun.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curiosities-and-silly-stuff","category-whatever"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-8Jw","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33574"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33574\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33575,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33574\/revisions\/33575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}