{"id":39725,"date":"2017-11-16T17:47:44","date_gmt":"2017-11-16T22:47:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=39725"},"modified":"2017-11-16T17:47:44","modified_gmt":"2017-11-16T22:47:44","slug":"im-not-a-conehead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/im-not-a-conehead\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not a Conehead &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_39726\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-39726\" style=\"width: 511px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/France.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/France-511x640.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"511\" height=\"640\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-39726\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/France-511x640.png 511w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/France-768x962.png 768w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/France-817x1024.png 817w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/France-1200x1504.png 1200w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/France.png 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 511px) 85vw, 511px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-39726\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">We&#8217;re not in Kansas anymore<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&#8230; yet the weatherman thinks I&#8217;m from France.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; yet the weatherman thinks I&#8217;m from France.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weird-world-web","category-whatever"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-akJ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39725"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39727,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39725\/revisions\/39727"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}