{"id":40507,"date":"2017-12-07T12:45:33","date_gmt":"2017-12-07T17:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=40507"},"modified":"2019-01-17T18:38:02","modified_gmt":"2019-01-17T23:38:02","slug":"keep-your-wrist-solid-and-in-alignment-with-the-bones-of-your-forearm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/keep-your-wrist-solid-and-in-alignment-with-the-bones-of-your-forearm\/","title":{"rendered":"Keep your wrist solid and in alignment with the bones of your forearm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of links to help you get into the spirit of the season:<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 <a href=\"https:\/\/yardsaleofthemind.wordpress.com\/2013\/12\/06\/the-st-nicholass-day-guide-to-punching-heretics\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">What to give the heretic on your list<\/a> (See also <a href=\"https:\/\/yardsaleofthemind.wordpress.com\/2014\/08\/25\/the-st-louis-of-france-day-guide-to-dealing-with-barbarians\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">St. Louis&#8217; guide to dealing with barbarians<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 <a href=\"https:\/\/stream.org\/the-advent-of-lousy-music\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Beware rogue carolers, and avoid broadcast media until December 24<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you absolutely must sing a carol, here are the words:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/deck-us-all.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/deck-us-all-640x237.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"237\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-14888\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/deck-us-all-640x237.jpg 640w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/deck-us-all-768x284.jpg 768w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/deck-us-all-1024x379.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/deck-us-all-1200x444.jpg 1200w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/deck-us-all.jpg 1803w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"840\" height=\"630\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SL0lPcNwRqQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of links to help you get into the spirit of the season: \u2022 What to give the heretic on your list (See also St. Louis&#8217; guide to dealing with barbarians.) \u2022 Beware rogue carolers, and avoid broadcast media until December 24 If you absolutely must sing a carol, here are the words:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,10,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-and-anti-culture","category-decline-and-fall","category-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-axl","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=40507"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55691,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40507\/revisions\/55691"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=40507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=40507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=40507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}