{"id":4090,"date":"2011-06-20T11:12:32","date_gmt":"2011-06-20T17:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp\/?p=4090"},"modified":"2011-06-20T11:12:32","modified_gmt":"2011-06-20T17:12:32","slug":"three-impossible-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/three-impossible-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Three impossible things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So there might be <a href=\"http:\/\/chizumatic.mee.nu\/live-action_noir_remake\">a live-action <strong><em>Noir<\/em><\/strong><\/a>? If it&#8217;s made, I expect it will be a botch, and I doubt that I&#8217;d watch it. Still, I&#8217;m curious to see how the crew handles the less plausible aspects of the anime, such as:<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Mireille&#8217;s magical skirt. It&#8217;s very, very short, yet there&#8217;s no panchira.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 Bloodless gunmen. Enough people are killed to furnish a small war. There should have been enough blood shed to float a battleship, yet there&#8217;s scarcely a drop shown.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022 The <a href=\"http:\/\/volcanoes.usgs.gov\/hvo\/cams\/\">lava<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=AtGT-_7XoaI\">lake<\/a> in the basement. Both the heat and the gasses should have been instantly lethal, yet nobody even sweats. (And how could anyone possibly erect a building in such a place?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So there might be a live-action Noir? If it&#8217;s made, I expect it will be a botch, and I doubt that I&#8217;d watch it. Still, I&#8217;m curious to see how the crew handles the less plausible aspects of the anime, such as: \u2022 Mireille&#8217;s magical skirt. It&#8217;s very, very short, yet there&#8217;s no panchira. \u2022 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/three-impossible-things\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Three impossible things&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,34],"tags":[404],"class_list":["post-4090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-whatever","tag-noir"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-13Y","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4090"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4090\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}