{"id":47505,"date":"2018-06-09T19:49:02","date_gmt":"2018-06-10T00:49:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=47505"},"modified":"2018-06-09T19:49:02","modified_gmt":"2018-06-10T00:49:02","slug":"hens-on-the-danube","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/hens-on-the-danube\/","title":{"rendered":"Hens on the Danube"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s been a dearth of chickens around here lately. We&#8217;ll have to do something about that.<\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"840\" height=\"473\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/O3HW67QzTpU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>Anthropogenic pitch change is real.<\/p>\n<div class=\"jetpack-video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"840\" height=\"473\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UCAOkP2BatM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s been a dearth of chickens around here lately. We&#8217;ll have to do something about that. Anthropogenic pitch change is real.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror","category-music"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-cmd","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47505"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47507,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47505\/revisions\/47507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}