{"id":49473,"date":"2018-08-02T10:03:33","date_gmt":"2018-08-02T15:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=49473"},"modified":"2018-08-02T10:03:33","modified_gmt":"2018-08-02T15:03:33","slug":"todays-quotes-straws-and-charity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/todays-quotes-straws-and-charity\/","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s quotes: straws and charity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/hoosierboy.blogspot.com\/2018\/08\/problem-solved.html\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Joe in Indiana<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Seriously, of all the plastic waste in the world, why straws? Little plastic tubes must be a fraction of nothing in the giant landfill we call Earth. How about getting rid of the plastic packaging that surrounds just about everything as an anti-theft measure these days? You can&#8217;t cut it, tear it, pry it apart, or even bite it open. We bought a new toy for the granddaughter and by the time we got it open she was too old for it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/brickmuppet.mee.nu\/well_this_is_interesting\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Ken the Brickmuppet<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230; there&#8217;s no greater expression of charity than forcing other people to sacrifice.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe in Indiana: Seriously, of all the plastic waste in the world, why straws? Little plastic tubes must be a fraction of nothing in the giant landfill we call Earth. How about getting rid of the plastic packaging that surrounds just about everything as an anti-theft measure these days? You can&#8217;t cut it, tear it, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/todays-quotes-straws-and-charity\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Today&#8217;s quotes: straws and charity&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49473","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decline-and-fall","category-silly-people"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-cRX","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49473"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49473\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49476,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49473\/revisions\/49476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49473"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49473"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}