{"id":5491,"date":"2008-01-11T18:31:17","date_gmt":"2008-01-11T23:31:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp2\/2008\/01\/11\/your-red-scarf\/"},"modified":"2008-01-11T18:31:17","modified_gmt":"2008-01-11T23:31:17","slug":"your-red-scarf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/your-red-scarf\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Your red scarf &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; matches your eyes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t heard this in nearly forty years.<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/dh5oaxyMt0I&#038;rel=1\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dawneden.com\/blogger.html\">Dawn Eden<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; matches your eyes.&#8221; I haven&#8217;t heard this in nearly forty years. (Via Dawn Eden.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,16],"tags":[274,669],"class_list":["post-5491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror","category-music","tag-humor","tag-music"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-1qz","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}