{"id":5500,"date":"2008-05-09T14:10:24","date_gmt":"2008-05-09T20:10:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp2\/?p=1229"},"modified":"2008-05-09T14:10:24","modified_gmt":"2008-05-09T20:10:24","slug":"siamese-twins-play-softball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/siamese-twins-play-softball\/","title":{"rendered":"Siamese twins play softball"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fun with juxtaposed pictures:<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/harper-large.jpg'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp2\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/harper-large-500x310.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"harper-large\" width=\"500\" height=\"310\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1230\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fun with juxtaposed pictures:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,34],"tags":[155],"class_list":["post-5500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror","category-whatever","tag-curiosities"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-1qI","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5500"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5500\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}