{"id":55379,"date":"2019-01-10T14:31:20","date_gmt":"2019-01-10T19:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=55379"},"modified":"2019-01-10T16:23:07","modified_gmt":"2019-01-10T21:23:07","slug":"not-quite-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/not-quite-english\/","title":{"rendered":"Not quite English"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From a news release that crossed my desk this morning:<span id='easy-footnote-1-55379' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/not-quite-english\/#easy-footnote-bottom-1-55379' title='The names have been changed to protect the confused.'><sup>1<\/sup><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>While at St. Christina the Astonishing, Mr. Redacted has become known for growing and developing the school&#8217;s professional staff and implementing a new community system to enhance the relationships among both students and faculty.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>From Polysics&#8217; &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=7MyPyvp131o\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Plus Chicker<\/a>:&#8221;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>AKA! One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Eighty-nine!<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s baby baby baby baby portable rock!<br \/>\nOk! Something in my reality might have broke.<br \/>\nAKA! One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Eight-nine!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll always do my thing.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll always do my thing.<\/p>\n<p>I lied too, ever since I saw you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Which excerpt conveys more meaning?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From a news release that crossed my desk this morning: While at St. Christina the Astonishing, Mr. Redacted has become known for growing and developing the school&#8217;s professional staff and implementing a new community system to enhance the relationships among both students and faculty. From Polysics&#8217; &#8220;Plus Chicker:&#8221; AKA! One. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/not-quite-english\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Not quite English&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,10,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-and-anti-culture","category-decline-and-fall","category-words"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-epd","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=55379"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55395,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55379\/revisions\/55395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=55379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=55379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=55379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}