{"id":6031,"date":"2011-09-09T08:35:40","date_gmt":"2011-09-09T13:35:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/wp\/?p=6031"},"modified":"2011-09-09T08:35:40","modified_gmt":"2011-09-09T13:35:40","slug":"utopian-proposal-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/utopian-proposal-of-the-week\/","title":{"rendered":"Utopian proposal of the week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fillyjonk.blogspot.com\/2011\/09\/bad-nights-sleep.html\" target=\"_blank\">If Fillyjonk were the Benevolent Dictatrix of the World<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>There would be &#8220;quiet hours&#8221; in most neighborhoods from 9 pm until 7 am. Anyone caught driving a boom car, mowing, leaving their dog staked outside to howl, whatever&#8230;they pay a fine. If they persist in violating, the noise making object is taken away from them.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dustbury.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Dustbury<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>On bad nights, I favor a &#8220;three strikes, and we stand you up against the wall and shoot you&#8221; policy for boom car operators.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Fillyjonk were the Benevolent Dictatrix of the World: There would be &#8220;quiet hours&#8221; in most neighborhoods from 9 pm until 7 am. Anyone caught driving a boom car, mowing, leaving their dog staked outside to howl, whatever&#8230;they pay a fine. If they persist in violating, the noise making object is taken away from them. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/utopian-proposal-of-the-week\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Utopian proposal of the week&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10,20],"tags":[282],"class_list":["post-6031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decline-and-fall","category-not-anime","tag-insomnia"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-1zh","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6031"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6031\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}