{"id":7285,"date":"2012-04-14T06:32:02","date_gmt":"2012-04-14T11:32:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/wp\/?p=7285"},"modified":"2012-04-14T06:32:02","modified_gmt":"2012-04-14T11:32:02","slug":"impending-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/impending-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Impending fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/weather041412.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"April 14, 2012\" width=\"647\" height=\"487\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7286\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/weather041412.png 647w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/weather041412-300x225.png 300w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/weather041412-398x300.png 398w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I might be celebrating the ninth annniversary of my first weblog with the spiders in the basement this evening.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/vortex.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"Vortex\" width=\"643\" height=\"535\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7294\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/vortex.png 643w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/vortex-300x249.png 300w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/vortex-360x300.png 360w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s how things looked around here at about 9 p.m. Note the violet triangle near the Kansas\/Oklahoma border. It signifies a tornado vortex; this is the first time I&#8217;ve ever seen one so indicated on the radar. It&#8217;s southwest of Wichita and heading northeast. It&#8217;s about an hour away, and with luck it should dissipate before it gets close. Here&#8217;s an excerpt from the official warning:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Statement as of 9:14 PM CDT on April 14, 2012<br \/>\n&#8230; A Tornado Warning remains in effect for southeastern Harper and<br \/>\nsouthwestern Sumner counties until 930 PM CDT&#8230;<br \/>\nAt 910 PM CDT&#8230; a confirmed large and extremely dangerous tornado was<br \/>\nlocated 6 miles south of Argonia&#8230; and moving northeast at 35 mph.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>There are at least two other tornadic storms on the radar image.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update 2<\/strong>: And now (9:33 p.m.) the sirens sound.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update 3<\/strong>: On the radio, I&#8217;m hearing phrases such as &#8220;stovepipe&#8221; and &#8220;half-mile wide.&#8221; I really may be communing with the spiders in my basement shortly.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update 4<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/vortex2.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"Note the hook\" width=\"640\" height=\"539\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7298\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/vortex2.png 640w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/vortex2-300x252.png 300w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/vortex2-356x300.png 356w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Update 5<\/strong>: More sirens, lots of rain, lightning and wind. According the the guys on the radio, the the tornado <em>might<\/em> have lifted. However, the warning has just been extended.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Last update, I hope<\/strong>: The path of this tornado has been eerily similar to that of the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/1991_Andover,_Kansas_tornado_outbreak#The_Andover_tornado\" target=\"_blank\">1991 Andover tornado<\/a>. There will probably be lots of damage to see in the morning, but it did miss downtown Wichita. So far, there has been no mention of fatalities.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->Here&#8217;s a bit of Kansas nostalgia:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_7291\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7291\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/greensburg_zoom_anim.gif\" alt=\"May 4, 2007\" title=\"Greensburg, Kansas\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7291\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7291\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">May 4, 2007<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I might be celebrating the ninth annniversary of my first weblog with the spiders in the basement this evening. Update: Here&#8217;s how things looked around here at about 9 p.m. Note the violet triangle near the Kansas\/Oklahoma border. It signifies a tornado vortex; this is the first time I&#8217;ve ever seen one so indicated on &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/impending-fun\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Impending fun&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-real-life-adventures"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-1Tv","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}