{"id":79386,"date":"2020-04-02T09:50:58","date_gmt":"2020-04-02T14:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=79386"},"modified":"2020-07-10T20:36:27","modified_gmt":"2020-07-11T01:36:27","slug":"so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/so\/","title":{"rendered":"So&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; what happened yesterday?<\/p>\n<p>Where were all the April 1 posts? I had planned to update my <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/my-wolves-quack\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">list of relevant posts elsewhere<\/a> as I found them throughout the day, but I only came across three more<span id='easy-footnote-1-79386' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/so\/#easy-footnote-bottom-1-79386' title='The Brickmuppet &lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/brickmuppet.mee.nu\/some_important_perspective&quot; rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;posted a questionable link&lt;\/a&gt;; &lt;a href=&quot;https:\/\/www.volcanocafe.org\/iceland-eruption-postponement\/&quot; rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;a volcanic eruption has been rescheduled&lt;\/a&gt;, and &lt;a href=&quot;http:\/\/americandigest.org\/news-from-new-york-city-aka-hell-with-good-restaurants-delivery-only\/&quot; rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Van der Leun had some news of New York&lt;\/a&gt;.'><sup>1<\/sup><\/a><\/span>, not enough to make the effort worthwhile<span id='easy-footnote-2-79386' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/so\/#easy-footnote-bottom-2-79386' title='&amp;#8220;Worthwhile&amp;#8221; has five consecutive consonants. Can you find any English-language words with six?'><sup>2<\/sup><\/a><\/span>. Why weren&#8217;t there more? Are writers too intimidated by <a href=\"https:\/\/babylonbee.com\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" target=\"_blank\">America&#8217;s Newspaper of Record<\/a> to invent their own news? Have we passed the Neuman Singularity<span id='easy-footnote-3-79386' class='easy-footnote-margin-adjust'><\/span><span class='easy-footnote'><a href='http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/so\/#easy-footnote-bottom-3-79386' title='Named for Alfred E. Neuman, not John von Neumann.'><sup>3<\/sup><\/a><\/span>, when the world becomes absurd faster than it can be satirized? Is humor just not funny anymore?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; what happened yesterday? Where were all the April 1 posts? I had planned to update my list of relevant posts elsewhere as I found them throughout the day, but I only came across three more, not enough to make the effort worthwhile. Why weren&#8217;t there more? Are writers too intimidated by America&#8217;s Newspaper of &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/so\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;So&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture-and-anti-culture","category-decline-and-fall"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s4xam3-so","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79386"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":91717,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79386\/revisions\/91717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}