{"id":8260,"date":"2012-09-23T09:43:10","date_gmt":"2012-09-23T14:43:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/wp\/?p=8260"},"modified":"2012-09-23T09:43:10","modified_gmt":"2012-09-23T14:43:10","slug":"stormy-bacon-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/stormy-bacon-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"Stormy Bacon Monday"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/callmestormy.com\/2012\/09\/20\/countdown-to-bacon-4\/\" target=\"_blank\">No other meat tastes as sweet as candy. None is so richly aromatic. And none so well represents our spirit at a time when we are under assault from violent extremists who are hellbent to limit our freedoms, including the choice of bacon as a breakfast entree.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yesterday I observed once again that crisp, fragrant bacon early in the morning vastly improves my attitude. (If you ever want to ask me for a favor, serve me bacon first.) I just now learned that tomorrow is &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/callmestormy.com\/2012\/09\/23\/countdown-to-bacon-1\/\" target=\"_blank\">A<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/callmestormy.com\/2012\/09\/22\/countdown-to-bacon-2\/\" target=\"_blank\">Day<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/callmestormy.com\/2012\/09\/21\/countdown-to-bacon-3\/\" target=\"_blank\">of<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/callmestormy.com\/2012\/09\/20\/countdown-to-bacon-4\/\" target=\"_blank\">Bacon<\/a>,&#8221; with an appropriate video every hour.<\/p>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dustbury.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Dustbury<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No other meat tastes as sweet as candy. None is so richly aromatic. And none so well represents our spirit at a time when we are under assault from violent extremists who are hellbent to limit our freedoms, including the choice of bacon as a breakfast entree. Yesterday I observed once again that crisp, fragrant &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/stormy-bacon-monday\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Stormy Bacon Monday&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[80],"class_list":["post-8260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror","tag-bacon"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-29e","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}