{"id":83340,"date":"2020-05-01T14:18:07","date_gmt":"2020-05-01T19:18:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=83340"},"modified":"2020-05-01T14:18:07","modified_gmt":"2020-05-01T19:18:07","slug":"nope-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/nope-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Nope"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/no.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/no-640x487.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"487\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-83339\" srcset=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/no-640x487.jpg 640w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/no-1024x778.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/no-768x584.jpg 768w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/no-1536x1168.jpg 1536w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/no-2048x1557.jpg 2048w, http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/no-1200x912.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 709px) 85vw, (max-width: 909px) 67vw, (max-width: 984px) 61vw, (max-width: 1362px) 45vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In the state of Kansas it is still forbidden to have fun. Perhaps not for much longer, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the state of Kansas it is still forbidden to have fun. Perhaps not for much longer, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-83340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decline-and-fall"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-lGc","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83340"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":83342,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83340\/revisions\/83342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}