{"id":10331,"date":"2013-08-05T12:52:21","date_gmt":"2013-08-05T17:52:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/wp\/?p=10331"},"modified":"2013-08-05T12:52:21","modified_gmt":"2013-08-05T17:52:21","slug":"federally-mandated-semiliteracy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/federally-mandated-semiliteracy\/","title":{"rendered":"Federally-mandated semiliteracy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/dont.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/dont.jpeg\" alt=\"Just dont. (Photo by Jim Reed)\" width=\"487\" height=\"450\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10332\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/dont.jpeg 487w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/dont-300x277.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/dont-324x300.jpeg 324w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 487px) 85vw, 487px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Federal Highway Administration <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kansas.com\/2013\/08\/01\/2919157\/federal-rules-forbid-proper-punctuation.html\" target=\"_blank\">doesn&#8217;t approve of apostrophes<\/a> on road signs.<\/p>\n<p>However, apostrophes can be found in the wilds of West Virginia. A friend spotted one this past weekend:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/possum.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/possum-600x298.jpg\" alt=\"Punctuation in the wild. (Photo by Robin Netherton)\" width=\"600\" height=\"298\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10333\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Federal Highway Administration doesn&#8217;t approve of apostrophes on road signs. However, apostrophes can be found in the wilds of West Virginia. A friend spotted one this past weekend:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decline-and-fall","category-silly-people"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-2GD","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10331","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10331"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10331\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}