{"id":10585,"date":"2013-09-28T12:10:38","date_gmt":"2013-09-28T17:10:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/wp\/?p=10585"},"modified":"2013-09-28T12:10:38","modified_gmt":"2013-09-28T17:10:38","slug":"cub-scout-boy-scout-eagle-scout-blood-pact-scout","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/cub-scout-boy-scout-eagle-scout-blood-pact-scout\/","title":{"rendered":"Cub scout, boy scout, eagle scout, blood pact scout &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; weird scout, dreadnaught scout, dark scout, fear scout, eternal scout.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/nightvale.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/nightvale.jpg\" alt=\"Night Vale\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10586\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/nightvale.jpg 500w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/nightvale-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/nightvale-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 85vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/commonplacebooks.com\/welcome-to-night-vale\" target=\"_blank\">Remember, if you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget<\/a>. What color is your helicopter? Start <a href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/nightvaleradio\/1-pilot\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/profmondo.wordpress.com\/?p=4847\" target=\"_blank\">Professor Mondo<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; weird scout, dreadnaught scout, dark scout, fear scout, eternal scout. Remember, if you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget. What color is your helicopter? Start here. (Via Professor Mondo.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,13,33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-curiosities-and-silly-stuff","category-humor-and-horror","category-weird-world-web"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-2KJ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10585"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10585\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}