{"id":1121,"date":"2008-01-18T17:49:18","date_gmt":"2008-01-18T22:49:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp2\/2008\/01\/18\/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road\/"},"modified":"2008-01-18T17:49:18","modified_gmt":"2008-01-18T22:49:18","slug":"why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road\/","title":{"rendered":"Why did the chicken cross the road?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Answers <a href=\"http:\/\/ironiccatholic.blogspot.com\/2008\/01\/why-did-chicken-um-christian-cross-road.html\">here<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/ironiccatholic.blogspot.com\/2008\/01\/why-did-chicken-cross-road-more-saints.html\">here<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.splendoroftruth.com\/curtjester\/archives\/008634.php\">here<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/poncer.blogspot.com\/2008\/01\/why-chicken-crossed-road-ironic.html\">here<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/aliveandyoung.blogspot.com\/2008\/01\/why-did-chicken-cross-road.html\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The best answer remains Poul Anderson&#8217;s: because it&#8217;s too far to walk around.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Answers here, here, here, here and here. The best answer remains Poul Anderson&#8217;s: because it&#8217;s too far to walk around.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[274],"class_list":["post-1121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror","tag-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-i5","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1121"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1121\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}