{"id":1135,"date":"2008-02-13T11:48:17","date_gmt":"2008-02-13T17:48:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp2\/2008\/02\/13\/mind-if-i-dont-smoke\/"},"modified":"2008-02-13T11:48:17","modified_gmt":"2008-02-13T17:48:17","slug":"mind-if-i-dont-smoke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/mind-if-i-dont-smoke\/","title":{"rendered":"Mind if I don&#8217;t smoke?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lunchtime with Groucho. From <strong><em>I&#8217;ll Say She Is<\/em><\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ycZJZY5uPh0&amp;rel=1\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>And an old favorite:<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"355\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/jCvz8y_DUSY&amp;rel=1\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p><\/center>\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lunchtime with Groucho. From I&#8217;ll Say She Is: And an old favorite: \u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[274,355],"class_list":["post-1135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror","tag-humor","tag-marx-brothers"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-ij","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1135"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1135\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}