{"id":11397,"date":"2014-03-13T12:45:58","date_gmt":"2014-03-13T18:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/wp\/?p=11397"},"modified":"2014-03-13T12:45:58","modified_gmt":"2014-03-13T18:45:58","slug":"a-hot-cup-of-heresy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/a-hot-cup-of-heresy\/","title":{"rendered":"A hot cup of heresy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/orthodoxyandheterodoxy.org\/2013\/12\/31\/coffeedoxy-and-heterodoxy\/\" target=\"_blank\">The truth about coffee<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>Decaf is Docetic because it only appears to be coffee.<\/li>\n<li>Instant is Apollinarian because it\u2019s had its soul removed and replaced.<\/li>\n<li>Frappuccinos are essentially a form of Monophysitism, having their coffee nature swallowed up in milkshake.<\/li>\n<li>Chicory is Arian, not truly coffee at all but a separate creation&#8230;.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>(Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firstthings.com\/index.php\" target=\"_blank\">First Things<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The truth about coffee: Decaf is Docetic because it only appears to be coffee. Instant is Apollinarian because it\u2019s had its soul removed and replaced. Frappuccinos are essentially a form of Monophysitism, having their coffee nature swallowed up in milkshake. Chicory is Arian, not truly coffee at all but a separate creation&#8230;. (Via First Things.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-2XP","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}