{"id":11582,"date":"2014-04-13T10:33:26","date_gmt":"2014-04-13T15:33:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=11582"},"modified":"2014-04-13T13:55:51","modified_gmt":"2014-04-13T18:55:51","slug":"56-impure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/56-impure\/","title":{"rendered":".56% impure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/tedvwsmall.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/tedvwsmall-460x640.jpg\" alt=\"Not Teddy&#039;s car\" width=\"460\" height=\"640\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-11583\" srcset=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/tedvwsmall-460x640.jpg 460w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/tedvwsmall-736x1024.jpg 736w, https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/tedvwsmall.jpg 752w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 85vw, 460px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s mention of <em>National Lampoon<\/em> <a href=\"http:\/\/ace.mu.nu\/archives\/348519.php\" target=\"_blank\">at AoSHQ<\/a> this morning, which reminded me of this classic advertisement. Not entirely surprisingly, the page this appeared on was missing from the bound volumes of the <em>Lampoon<\/em> in the Wichita State library.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s mention of National Lampoon at AoSHQ this morning, which reminded me of this classic advertisement. Not entirely surprisingly, the page this appeared on was missing from the bound volumes of the Lampoon in the Wichita State library.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-decline-and-fall","category-humor-and-horror"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-30O","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11582"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11590,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11582\/revisions\/11590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}