{"id":1247,"date":"2008-06-01T16:02:36","date_gmt":"2008-06-01T22:02:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tancos.net\/wp2\/?p=1247"},"modified":"2008-06-01T16:02:36","modified_gmt":"2008-06-01T22:02:36","slug":"why-do-people-drive-like-idiots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/why-do-people-drive-like-idiots\/","title":{"rendered":"Why do people drive like idiots?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because they <em>are<\/em> idiots.<\/p>\n<p>Three things to keep in mind when you ride a bicycle on Wichita streets:<\/p>\n<p>1. If there is any possibility that a driver won&#8217;t see you, he won&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>2. If there is no way on earth that a driver can possibly miss seeing you, he still won&#8217;t see you.<\/p>\n<p>3. Right-of-way? What&#8217;s that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because they are idiots. Three things to keep in mind when you ride a bicycle on Wichita streets: 1. If there is any possibility that a driver won&#8217;t see you, he won&#8217;t. 2. If there is no way on earth that a driver can possibly miss seeing you, he still won&#8217;t see you. 3. Right-of-way? &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/why-do-people-drive-like-idiots\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Why do people drive like idiots?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[91,278],"class_list":["post-1247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-real-life-adventures","tag-bicycling","tag-idiots"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-k7","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}