{"id":127815,"date":"2021-03-28T09:00:26","date_gmt":"2021-03-28T14:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/?p=127815"},"modified":"2021-03-28T09:00:26","modified_gmt":"2021-03-28T14:00:26","slug":"two-thirds-of-spring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/two-thirds-of-spring\/","title":{"rendered":"Two-thirds of spring"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These are the three signs of spring in Kansas: ants in the house; lawnmowers; and, tornado warnings. I spotted the first ant a few days ago. Today, Sunday morning, at 8:40, two guys attacked the yard next door with edger, blower and lawn mower. All we need now is a <a href=\"http:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/spring-has-sprung-2\/\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">real<\/a> tornado, and spring will be fully here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These are the three signs of spring in Kansas: ants in the house; lawnmowers; and, tornado warnings. I spotted the first ant a few days ago. Today, Sunday morning, at 8:40, two guys attacked the yard next door with edger, blower and lawn mower. All we need now is a real tornado, and spring will &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/two-thirds-of-spring\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Two-thirds of spring&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-127815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-real-life-adventures"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4xam3-xfx","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=127815"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":127817,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/127815\/revisions\/127817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=127815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=127815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/shuffly.net\/zoop\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=127815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}